And now, for something completely different. A white tiger, or should that be a troll, caused a major police alert in Southampton, UK yesterday. The stuffed tiger toy was hiding in the "savannah" at Hedge End, and police were called in to "protect the public" from this dangerous predator. Several armed officers, a police helicopter, and tranquilliser darts were brought in. The tiger stood its ground. Luckily, an alert police officer noticed it was only a toy before they blew the whole field up.

Congratulations goes to whoever put the toy out in the field, trolled the police, and made them look like fools. It seems, cuts should not be a problem, when the police have time to run around in the field, playing with toys.